phil ringnalda

I’ll admit to being a little rattled by the news that Hunter S. Thompson finally decided that all his myriad ways of committing slow suicide were taking too long, but at least I avoided taking it as a sign to turn pro: apparently Jason’s giving away tote bags and videos from his webcam until he gets enough donations to get out of Brooklyn. A word of warning, if you’re going to donate: be sure the terms are very clear. I’ve still got grit in my eyes from the sandpaper I used on my retinas after discovering just whose full frontal nudity was involved in my Dive Into Premium subscription.