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Considering you don’t run WP I was going to ask why it seems you’re fixated on this topic, but then the smarter portion of my consciousness (which I really should start listening to more often) asked ”Hey, the guy’s addicted to RSS, or didn’t you realize that?”
There are, perhaps, better positions to put one’s self in than to be constantly gnawing on an RSS teat that isn’t plumbed with a very liberal parser. If my brother’s feed becomes invalid, do I not bleed? Do I not whimper and punch refresh like a rat with dozens of electrodes in his brain, and an induced addiction to current?
Uh huh, of course you do. And now I’ll be calling all your friends and relatives to come to a ”party” in your honor. Expect to be there until you’ve agreed to enter a local detoxml center. Or you’ve drank far too much tequila, which is the same result.
Considering you don’t run WP I was going to ask why it seems you’re fixated on this topic, but then the smarter portion of my consciousness (which I really should start listening to more often) asked ”Hey, the guy’s addicted to RSS, or didn’t you realize that?”
Yeah, I guess I had.
There are, perhaps, better positions to put one’s self in than to be constantly gnawing on an RSS teat that isn’t plumbed with a very liberal parser. If my brother’s feed becomes invalid, do I not bleed? Do I not whimper and punch refresh like a rat with dozens of electrodes in his brain, and an induced addiction to current?
Uh huh, of course you do. And now I’ll be calling all your friends and relatives to come to a ”party” in your honor. Expect to be there until you’ve agreed to enter a local detoxml center. Or you’ve drank far too much tequila, which is the same result.
Koolaid, actually, but the effect is the same.