Abuse Matt for being vain month!
Apparently during the last few months of heaping abuse on the head of anyone who dares to casually and ironically mention where they rank on a Google search for their name, everyone forgot to slam Matt (or he just hasn’t lifted his innocent head until now). So have at it: Matt’s a dirty self-searcher, Matt’s a dirty self-searcher…
(And by the way, “take that, ex-Senator Gramm, and you too font-boy, Professor, and poor old Phil Ochs too, ’cause I’m number one again! Nyaaah!”)
As I’m not just the #1 ranked Kafkaesquí on Google (with or without accent), but also the ONLY Kafkaesquí located in the search engine’s search engine, does that give me Nyaaahing rights over everyone else?
By the way, that’s a rhetorical question.
Are you sure? It sounds a bit like a challenge, to me.