RSS Eat World
The “Just Use DC” clan’s primary argument is that anything which consumes (RDF|XML|Anything) will know Dublin Core, even if it doesn’t know anything else. Interesting, even if it’s selection bias, that Swoogle knows about files with 62.2% RSS 1.0 titles, and only 18.3% DC titles.
Phil: Just use DC…
”I must obey you. Say, do you take this funny medicine, too?”
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Holy smokes Batwoman, its true.
To infinity and beyond!
The wind rises, tearing dead leaves free. Frogs croak like a cartoon car alarm. Crickets pick up the chorus. A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.
This mask I wear you gave to me
One winter night beneath the trees.
It’s black and blue enshrouds my life,
Surrounds my eyes and blinds my sight.
This mask I wear pretends I’m here
And hides me from the awful fear
That you might find the heart of me
And take that too, beneath the trees.
This mask I wear to hide the pain.
It’s all I have to keep me sane.
I just fell down, I’m told to tell.
There are no words to stop this hell.
This mask I pray to God for why
He hates me so to watch me die
A little more with every night
This man comes in and rapes my life.
But little girls grow up, my friend
And learn the wicked ways of men.
And this mask I wear comes off the day
This mask I wear lays on your grave.
Improper use of inverted commas, Hoover! Improper use of inverted commas!
This report of yours! This Samson Team Survivors: An Evaluation! You’ve got inverted commas ’round each of the paragraph headings! You’ve got them ’round DISPOSITION, ’round CRITICAL SHORTAGES, ’round RECRUITING DIFFICULTIES — now why have you fucking done that, Hoover?
Inverted commas aren’t for emphasis, are they? No! Inverted commas are for fucking quotation!
Like if I was to call you an illiterate fucking cum-sodden dickrag, you would write: Herr Starr comma with his usual searing insight comma today referred to me as open quotes an illiterate fucking cum hyphen sodden dickrag close quotes period!
That’s how you use them, Hoover! That’s what they’re for!
Have gone to commit suicide. Intend to return from grave Friday. Feed cat.
No Gon. Get 3. Get Home.
Home Is Run No More.
Boy, it just gets harder and harder to distinguish comment spam, doesn’t it?
Heh. I just hope I didn’t delete any of these in my first de-spam pass, before I realized where they came from.