Probably it’s just the fever talking (The flu for Christmas? You shouldn’t have!), but I found this (spellchecker-induced?) typo in the eWeek article A Man and His Vision for the Browser about Sir TimBL hilarious:
Much of this work currently revolves around his concept for a more abstract, data-oriented online communications network, or what he calls the Symantec Web.
That must be the web where everything’s horribly slow due to all the layers of security software, but the malware still sneaks through?